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hi friends slick Lambert here for death

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City the onstop funeral Emporium for all

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your postm needs yes death City ladies

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and gentlemen where you won't take our

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prices lying down help me out of here

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will you Reena sure thanks L yes folks

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we're burying the competition on all our

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brand new 1989 cof why just take a

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gander at this baby over here beautiful

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silver gray paint job full Factory air

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tea Toops loaded with extras and will

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you take a look at this incredible tuck

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and roll interior bet you'd love to

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spend eternity in there huh Rita I can't

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wait to get inside I'll bet you can't

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now you might expect to spend as much as

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$1,000 on a coffin like this but this

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week only this classic casket can be

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yours for that's right only $999.99

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and while you're here don't forget to

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ask about our special layaway program

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little in-house humor there folks I

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think it's funny you think train wrecks

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are funny yes friends it's a tremendous

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inventory clearance on both new and used

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coffins from sporty compacts to fullsize

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luxury models like this one yes and with

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your good credit we won't put you in the

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hole until you're absolutely ready now

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you're probably wondering how do I get

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to death City how do I get to Des City

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I'm glad you asked that question

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sweetheart all you do is take a freeway

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any freeway do you see that big neon cof

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in the SK guy yes friends that's aades

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City Mortuary crematorium and Cemetery

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allinone convenient location and Friends

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remember you can't take it with you so

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you might as well spend it here at death

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City where we put the fun back in

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funerals and I'll stand at my head to

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bury your dead and now let's get back to

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our movies The Vampire DJs From Hell

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excuse me is this the service for epim

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Ward indeed sir are you related to the

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dec East well as far as I know I'm his

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only living relative my name is Dexter

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Ward oh of course Mr Ward I spoke to you

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on the phone when you made the

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arrangement right we've opened the

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casket so that the bed might pay their

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last respects thank you

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good bye uncle

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eim book the book of all THS you must

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find it it alone has the power to summon

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forth the evil

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one what am I doing here you're dead

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uncle EF like hell I am get me out of

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this goddamn

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thing what stupid son of a [ __ ]

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pronounce me dead I believe believe it

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was Dr Mau that quack in this cheap Jack

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Place didn't even bother to invol me

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help me help me help me dear me this was

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rather

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unexpected you can all go home I'm not

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dead Texon my boy give me your arm get

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out of here you you miserable toades

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only bastards never saw one of them

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before in my

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life we looking much better since the

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funeral Uncle after you know I think

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death agrees with you Dexter you're the

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only person who seems genuinely happy

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I'm still alive well remember what they

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said about that condition of yours you

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sure it's such a good idea returning to

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work this soon oh my boy this library is

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my life for 40 years I've been

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responsible for the world's largest

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collection of books on witchcraft and

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the Black Arts That's What I Call job

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security Dexter have you ever heard of

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the book of olar nope olar was a

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sorcerer at a time before history when

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all the world was in darkness and Chaos

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prevailed oh yeah I remember the reaged

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administrating no no it was the reign of

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the evil one an elder god that once

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walked the Earth alar cast a spell which

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banished this unearthly creature to the

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Eternal void Beyond time and space yeah

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I spent a weekend there

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once you may scoff but many authorities

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believe that the evil one has been

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waiting these countless eons for the

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counter spell that would free it from

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its astral Exile yeah I know and once

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again we'll all be down the crapper

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correct arar placed all his Mystic

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incantations in one volume which has

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been carefully guarded throughout the

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ages

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then 20 years ago I made a tragic error

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I lent the book out isn't that what

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libraries are supposed to do not with

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such a Priceless volume the cprit's name

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was marinus orlock his academic

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credentials were impeccable and a few

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days later he simply vanished with my

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book for two decades I vainly attempted

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to find some trace of him then finally

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just recently I Unearthed a clue a

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daughter living in Los Angeles anges I

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was about to contact her when I had my

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attack I had a feeling this was all

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leading someplace you've been like a son

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to me Dexter I know it's a it's a great

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favor to ask don't don't don't you know

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I owe you more than I could ever repay

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you give me that address I'll find that

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book oro's daughter is named Marissa

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Marissa you can contact her here all

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right everybody picture

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not

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or not the kind who gets

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depressed me

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your love is the

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attraction it's your

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sisf control I want some fun before I

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get

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old I don't mind cusing accidents I'm on

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a just give me action your love keeps me

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TR it's pure

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s let start a reolution calling John

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Wayne

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your is ding me

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insane

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storm War 3 KN off

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the me ac your love is the

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attraction it's pure satisfac

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come on and give me a little action will

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you that was beautiful

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Marissa was everything all right babe

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they only make one word to describe your

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performance simply Sensational that's

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two words right right now I predict that

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song's going to win a granny that's

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granny no Gary he meant

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granny here you go Chief okay everybody

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it's a

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rat pardon me pardon me you're merer

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orlock right how did you know my last

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name not even my press agent knows that

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I'm Dexter Ward I've been tracking you

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down all over La hey look I love my fans

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but don't let it get out of control okay

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no you don't understand see I want to

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talk to you about your father marinus

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what about my father well you see my

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uncle Ephraim he's got wait we can talk

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in here it's

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private

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hey this this is the set for the that's

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right it's where they used to film all

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those old

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s now what information do you have about

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my father oh uh well not much I'm afraid

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apparently sometime in the late 60s your

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father borrowed a one-of aind volume

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from the Arkham Public Library the uh

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the book of alar now supposedly when

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translated this book could open up a

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doorway to another

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dimension what was that it's one of

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those old laugh track

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machines they used to use it on all

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these shows who's operating it no one I

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think they just forgot to turn it off

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but don't worry it's programmed to laugh

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at

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anything see what I

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mean where was I oh yeah anyway my uncle

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eim is the head librarian at Arkham and

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he's a little eager to have this

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particular book returned so I was kind

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of hoping you could uh give me a current

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address address on your father oh I was

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hoping you could give me one see my

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father left when I was quite young he

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arranged a Swiss bank account for our

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support but neither my mother or I have

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heard from him in like nearly 20 years I

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not give anything to see him

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again hey that's not

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funny look I'm I'm sorry we had to meet

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under these circumstances I uh I won't

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bother you

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anymore holy Captain Video you must be

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character from the Future Let's see this

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is where the plot

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thickens telegram telegram for Marissa

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orlock oh I'm Mar yeah well this must be

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for

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you will you come on what a

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grou oh it's from Victor V housing I

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don't know anybody by that

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name come immediately to cast

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orlock

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Transylvania

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no my father just

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died I how painful this must be for you

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I'm going to call the travel

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agency Reserve tickets for

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two for Transylvania

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[Applause]

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ladies and gentlemen we are now

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beginning our descent into Transylvania

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please fasten your seat belts and

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extinguish all

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tches thank of for flying Transylvania

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Airlines white zone is for immediate

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loading and unloading of cck there is no

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dying in the red zone and at the

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signpost up ahead Twilight

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Z oh it's beautiful

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here now what do we do according to the

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telegram we go straight to hansburg with

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a small village just west of here got

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any neat ideas on how to get there nope

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okay

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Maxi oh I'm not sure we're trying to get

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your hbur

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look lady you either want a taxi or you

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don't want a taxi no skin off my ass

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either way you make it you got it baby

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Maxi Fields Big Apple C company oh what

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are you doing here and I help it if they

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give me a bad area so hey I'm not taking

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a bath here for my help you want to ride

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or not you got it uh can you take us to

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H sir I don't usually like to go into

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that area after dark but uh Hey affair's

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affair right you know what I mean h in

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those red they don't look too

282
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well hey there's zombies forgot about

283
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them you get used to them what the

284
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walking's dead hey New York got your

285
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junkies here you got your zombies what's

286
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the difference they all look like Keat

287
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Richards anyway they they don't look

288
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particularly

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[Applause]

290
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efficient yeah they're dead they're all

291
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messed up

292
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[Music]

293
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nice scenery around here hey folks you

294
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got your mouded Moes your Bleak Forest

295
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desolate graveyards great place for

296
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picnics you know you didn't have to come

297
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if I found the book of author I could

298
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have just sent it to you you know you

299
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don't mind me being here do you no it's

300
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nice to have company especially in a

301
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place this ah who knows maybe they'll

302
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they'll put up a Disneyland here someday

303
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,280
yeah I can see it all now vampires of

304
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the Caribbean right over there

305
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someplace hey did you say that you were

306
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a librarian no no no my uncle's a

307
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librarian I'm just helping him out

308
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during summer vacation I'm studying

309
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Premed at Arkham University I was going

310
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to be a lawyer but I couldn't stand the

311
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sight of blood I never finished high

312
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school oh really uh despite graduating

313
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from high school Marissa's recording

314
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career prevented her from pursuing a

315
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higher education been doing a little

316
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research well at least that much is

317
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true wait a minute describes your

318
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perfect mate oh here we go tall handsome

319
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great sense of humor sound like anybody

320
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here now one out of three ain't

321
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bad sorry about the

322
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bumps we got better roads in the Bronx I

323
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still don't understand what a New York

324
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cabby is doing in a place like this

325
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talking to me nobody else here must be

326
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talking to me I wanted to get out of the

327
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:07,559
city big mistake you can't even find a

328
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:11,960
decent piece of pizza in this whole damn

329
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country on fight

330
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[Music]

331
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thanks no we don't seem to be getting

332
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the media coverage off what we would you

333
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,880
missed the point Mr mole we be stopping

334
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any unauthorized grave robber from

335
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sneaking in and nipping the Old

336
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Gentleman inside all and swing them to

337
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those medical chaps for a measly 10 bomb

338
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10 Bobb doesn't sound so bad here and

339
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now we could buy another bottle help us

340
00:20:49,159 --> 00:20:54,200
keep warm oh that we could Mr Sweeny

341
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that we but you suggested we cross our

342
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own picket line why that I be Mr Mo did

343
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you bring your tools with you would a

344
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good union man be without his tools to

345
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[Music]

346
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:12,880
triade always a pleasure to see a

347
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professional at work Mr

348
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:19,440
Sweeney well thank you Mr

349
00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:20,880
Mo got these bloody alarms on everything

350
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a

351
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days off to you Mr Mo after you Mr

352
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,720
sweey you thinking that we'd be safe him

353
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from being snatched by someone what

354
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,320
ain't in our

355
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Union I'm sure he'd be appreciating that

356
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fact Mr

357
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[Applause]

358
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Mo no no please

359
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[Music]

360
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oh my God

361
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thank

362
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:56,720
God thank God Governor thank God I got

363
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him before dinner

364
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[Applause]

365
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boy this place looks worse than an

366
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Italian valy

367
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pardon me pardon me feel a lovely place

368
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,919
you got here but um how can you afford

369
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,919
all this

370
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:43,799
garet excuse

371
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me excuse

372
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:51,440
me um can somebody tell us how to get to

373
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Castle

374
00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:00,159
orlock I don't think they've heard of it

375
00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:11,919
perhaps I can help you I am the chief

376
00:24:09,679 --> 00:24:13,440
conable oh hello there my name is Dexter

377
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Ward H

378
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:20,720
hot no no that's my name oh I see hop

379
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:23,080
hands hop all right now hands down yes

380
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,679
what is it I'm not talking to your hands

381
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I'm talking to him that's hands down our

382
00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:31,960
local Undertaker cast with all these

383
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names you must have your hands full yes

384
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:37,279
knew

385
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it perhaps you can help us Constable Hub

386
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:42,600
perhaps what would be your business at

387
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:46,640
Castle orock well you see my name is

388
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:49,159
Marissa orock and my late father lived

389
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there somehow I don't think Dad was a

390
00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:54,559
president of the local kuas Club stop

391
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:57,919
you don't mean to say you're marinus

392
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:58,880
olar's daughter yes yes you don't mean

393
00:24:57,919 --> 00:25:01,240
to say it

394
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,799
no I do mean to say it let me rephrase

395
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,799
this are you not marinus oro's daughter

396
00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:09,640
yes yes you're not no yes I

397
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:11,760
am put way let's make this simple this

398
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,720
is Marissa orlock I'm Dexter Ward we're

399
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,399
looking for Castle orlock and we're all

400
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:19,440
here to play Super

401
00:25:15,399 --> 00:25:22,000
password young lady I seriously suggest

402
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,120
that you stay away from the castle it

403
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:27,159
has been boarded up since your father's

404
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:30,760
death there's no one up there now at

405
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:30,760
least No

406
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,320
One

407
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:41,960
Alive who's playing that AR well that's

408
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:44,200
nonsense I received a telegram stating

409
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:48,520
that my uncle Byron had already arrived

410
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:50,760
there he's back Byron orlock is back now

411
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:53,200
no one will be safe not our wives our

412
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:55,000
children our Mistresses and he are

413
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,919
coming in on the no

414
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,679
train hey wait a minute I'm in the wrong

415
00:25:57,919 --> 00:26:02,360
move

416
00:25:59,679 --> 00:26:04,159
you're not telling me that byon olok is

417
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:06,640
back oh no wait a minute don't start

418
00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:10,039
that again what what's wrong with

419
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:12,919
everybody wrong nothing is wrong young

420
00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:15,440
man you must make allowances these are

421
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:17,760
but superstitious peasants afraid of the

422
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,760
own

423
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:26,320
Shadows you see what I

424
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:29,039
mean there is much to fear in the

425
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:32,799
shadows and even more

426
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:32,799
fear from

427
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,799
vampire

428
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:43,240
[Music]

429
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:47,120
vampires there were Legends many years

430
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:49,399
ago but fairy tales to frighten children

431
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:51,799
tell me Constable where do Legends end

432
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:53,039
and facts begin what is the shadowy

433
00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:55,240
boundary between science and

434
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:57,960
Superstition and how can you tell the

435
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,840
groom at a Polish wedding I'm afraid you

436
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:04,000
have me at a loss

437
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:06,000
sir I thought as much you are Marissa or

438
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,960
yes I'm Dr Victor van Hing it was I who

439
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,760
sent you that telegram my card for a

440
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:15,000
good time call Victor

441
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,559
vaning vampire Hunter I don't understand

442
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:20,799
I've been awaiting your arrival you may

443
00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:24,960
share my coach oh wait wait wait

444
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:28,440
wait they my time I once had a boy just

445
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:32,360
like you here take this youal protect

446
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:33,760
you from evil thanks wait a minute buddy

447
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:36,460
that'll be a buck

448
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:39,690
75 oh

449
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:39,690
[Music]

450
00:27:41,919 --> 00:27:47,080
man you know my

451
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,679
father marinus and I were colleagues

452
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,720
many years ago then something happened

453
00:27:49,679 --> 00:27:52,799
and I never saw him again a few days ago

454
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,519
I learned that he had died and I had

455
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,720
been named executive of the state and

456
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:58,200
that's when you contacted me correct you

457
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,279
and your uncle are the only two known

458
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:04,039
living airs I believe Lord Byron and his

459
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:04,039
family are already at the Castle

460
00:28:05,159 --> 00:28:11,039
come tter what took you so long the old

461
00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:13,240
lady in the gift shop if you must know

462
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:15,640
here this might come in handy does this

463
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:19,640
mean we're going

464
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,640
steady driver

465
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:25,430
[Music]

466
00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:25,430
[Applause]

467
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:41,039
[Music]

468
00:28:46,600 --> 00:29:02,650
I don't care what anyone says this hurts

469
00:28:50,760 --> 00:29:05,640
[Music]

470
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:07,840
[Applause]

471
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,480
are you really a vampire hunter is that

472
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:13,880
card some kind of joke young lady I

473
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,880
never joke about

474
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,840
vampires on way we talking about furry

475
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,840
flying bats we are speaking of the

476
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,880
Undead Undead what do you mean not alive

477
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,919
they are neither dead nor alive sounds

478
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,320
like my agent I am referring to the evil

479
00:29:25,919 --> 00:29:29,559
spirits who inhabit the bodies of the

480
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,720
deceased they rise from their coffins to

481
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,360
feed upon the blood of the living that's

482
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,919
my agent all right I've made the

483
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,799
eradication of these creatures my life's

484
00:29:34,919 --> 00:29:38,440
work so there's a lot of money in this

485
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:41,200
Stu I was always encouraged to uphold

486
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:44,000
the family tradition even as a

487
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,640
child what's happening oh no even the

488
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,399
projectionist is falling asleep or van

489
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,399
hing's having a

490
00:29:51,600 --> 00:30:02,480
flashback Merry Christmas young Victor

491
00:29:56,850 --> 00:30:06,120
[Music]

492
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:08,320
thanks Dad this is just what I wanted of

493
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:12,200
course vampire hunting has its moments

494
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:15,640
of tension even for a small boy Victor

495
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:20,919
Victor van Hing yes Mrs

496
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:20,919
cwell are you responsible for

497
00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:29,039
that yes Mrs cwell bring it here

498
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:39,559
now I want you to ride on the Blackboard

499
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:43,159
I will not stake vampires in class and I

500
00:30:39,559 --> 00:30:45,120
want you to do it 50 times another

501
00:30:43,159 --> 00:30:48,600
flashback don't worry I think it's the

502
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:51,960
last one oh good gosh bettyou I really

503
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:54,320
like you and I really like you Victor

504
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,639
you're not like the other girls I was

505
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:58,360
wondering when you'd get around to

506
00:30:55,639 --> 00:31:02,840
noticing that somehow you you're more

507
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:06,080
mature than the others well I am 19 19

508
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:08,799
but that's not old

509
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,799
1900 that's

510
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:13,799
old perhaps we ought to start back home

511
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:17,840
it is getting rather late later than you

512
00:31:13,799 --> 00:31:19,720
think Victor please no hickeys don't

513
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,240
worry Victor I'll still respect you in

514
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:26,240
the morning I think we both need a drink

515
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:30,799
first perhaps you're right may help to

516
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,799
warm our blood ladies

517
00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:46,840
[Music]

518
00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:47,340
first holy water don't leave home

519
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,559
without

520
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:51,480
[Music]

521
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:53,200
it from that time onward I've dedicated

522
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,799
my life to scourging the Earth of this

523
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:58,639
evil ah they really do exist I assure

524
00:31:56,799 --> 00:32:00,320
you they exist in fact there's been a

525
00:31:58,639 --> 00:32:02,519
recent epidemic of vampirism in this

526
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,919
vicinity I destroyed one such creature

527
00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:06,399
before you arrived this

528
00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:08,639
evening maybe you could mail me that

529
00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:11,080
book you two have nothing to fear while

530
00:32:08,639 --> 00:32:14,440
under my protection I may be kindly Dr

531
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:16,039
vanhelsing to you but to the undead I am

532
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:20,240
the Son of

533
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:22,880
Sam fron me you don't really expect me

534
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,960
to swellow that do you I swallow I it

535
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:27,240
hey come on Miss moriss we're riding

536
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,559
here in a beautiful colorful Countryside

537
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:31,919
being pulled by a horse drawn carriage

538
00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:35,080
moon light what could be more romantic

539
00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:38,919
high noon on the Mojave Desert listen

540
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,919
hills are alive with the sound of

541
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:44,480
music going to sing folks time to hit

542
00:32:41,679 --> 00:32:47,200
that snack bar next you're not going to

543
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:49,679
sing uhhuh but why throw a lighthearted

544
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:53,720
song in in a time like this listen let

545
00:32:49,679 --> 00:32:56,679
me tell you all about it take one little

546
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:59,799
Mel write some cuty lyrics and just past

547
00:32:56,679 --> 00:33:01,920
them together now

548
00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:12,540
wow

549
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:12,540
[Music]

550
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:19,279
Ro you can bet

551
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:23,799
I'll and

552
00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:26,399
CDs hey there I right some DJs and this

553
00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:28,679
little song of mine will climb up the CH

554
00:33:26,399 --> 00:33:30,650
now oh

555
00:33:28,679 --> 00:33:34,239
think of the

556
00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:34,239
[Music]

557
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:46,240
royalties or

558
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:46,240
[Music]

559
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,299
[Music]

560
00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:10,940
not so hey there I got

561
00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:10,940
[Music]

562
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:17,119
wow do you get very many girls that way

563
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:20,420
no but it uh kills 3 minutes Castle

564
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:24,229
orlock just ahead

565
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:24,229
[Music]

566
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,640
all right girls it's party time

567
00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:04,329
[Music]

568
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,860
[Music]

569
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,560
cast orlock everybody

570
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,880
out hey

571
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,760
oh

572
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:34,839
man well you're getting no tip from

573
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,839
me what's he feeding those horses what

574
00:35:34,839 --> 00:35:39,119
frightened himself so it's as if a blind

575
00:35:36,839 --> 00:35:41,480
had settled over this land notice the

576
00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:43,920
singular lack of vegetation the scarcity

577
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,359
of animal life the absence of major leag

578
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,400
sporting events it's not much of a

579
00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:52,119
castle really sure it's the best they

580
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,119
could afford on the budget

581
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,359
maybe it's Bingo night perhaps they

582
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:14,040
can't hear us don't be ridiculous we're

583
00:36:11,359 --> 00:36:16,079
making enough noise to

584
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,960
raise the

585
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:21,160
dead you must leave this place at once

586
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,079
look I assure you we are not Jehovah's

587
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,839
Witnesses Lord Byron left strict

588
00:36:23,079 --> 00:36:27,400
instructions that he was to receive no

589
00:36:24,839 --> 00:36:29,480
visitors nonsense I'm Dr Victor van Hing

590
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:32,480
and I'm expected and I'm Marissa orlock

591
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,079
and I'm also expected and you I'm I'm

592
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,720
Dexter Ward I'm uh I'm along for the

593
00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:39,160
comedy relief that's a matter of opinion

594
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:42,640
and what is your name my good man Stefan

595
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:46,079
sir well Stefan sir I insist you show us

596
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:50,599
inside that's what it looks like I meant

597
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:56,440
escort us in very well let it be on your

598
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:56,440
heads what be on our head enter

599
00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:03,439
[Music]

600
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:11,640
goodness did you look at this place I

601
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:17,200
suppose her interior decorator is among

602
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:17,200
the living Ian anoun you to Lord

603
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:25,000
byon I never met my uncle as a as a

604
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,400
matter of fact I I didn't even know I

605
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,359
had one until I received your telegram I

606
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,520
know never met him either but I

607
00:37:29,359 --> 00:37:32,560
understand he was the black sheep of the

608
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,480
family he was supposedly expelled from

609
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,000
kindergarten for extreme brutality yeah

610
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,440
I think I went to school with him

611
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,920
according to marinus he banished Byron

612
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,760
from the castle some time ago apparently

613
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,079
they had a violent disagreement over one

614
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,359
particular book A book you don't happen

615
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:49,680
to recall the title do you my memory is

616
00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:51,800
not quite what it used to be but it was

617
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,680
either the book of olar or the latest

618
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,119
Jackie Collins Noble does anybody know

619
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,880
what happened to it I would imagine both

620
00:37:56,119 --> 00:37:59,960
volumes are somewhere still here in the

621
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,960
castle did you hear that

622
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,960
Marissa

623
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:08,090
[Music]

624
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,880
Marissa where is it's you that's not me

625
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:18,599
I'm standing here that's a painting of

626
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:20,760
me must be an ancestor of mine wonder

627
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:22,880
who she is I don't know but I doubt she

628
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,880
had trouble finding a date on a Saturday

629
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,880
night

630
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:41,960
[Music]

631
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,200
Dexter don't you know better than to put

632
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,319
your hand on someone's shoulder in a

633
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,440
spooky place like this I'm sorry I just

634
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:48,040
wanted to show you something but there

635
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,760
are any number of ways of attracting

636
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,400
one's attention damn I hate cheap sharks

637
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,680
like that come on you got to check this

638
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,330
out Mera just discovered something that

639
00:38:54,680 --> 00:39:00,510
I

640
00:38:57,330 --> 00:39:00,510
[Music]

641
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:09,640
God I dream of combinations like that

642
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:11,000
Marissa come forward dear cousin we want

643
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:14,560
to give you a

644
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:17,640
kiss Yes dear cousin come

645
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:21,119
closer I want to give you a big wet

646
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,119
gooey one

647
00:39:28,359 --> 00:39:31,160
Oro look

648
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,280
out oh my Lord I could have been killed

649
00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:39,440
a Chandelier's probably been hanging

650
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:42,520
there over a 100 years but the moment

651
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,319
one of us steps underneath it falls

652
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,560
harly remember staring at the portrait

653
00:39:44,319 --> 00:39:46,560
and

654
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:55,160
then don't look at me they're your

655
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,640
relatives I see the chandelier has

656
00:39:55,160 --> 00:40:01,600
fallen again

657
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:04,480
it always does that when we have

658
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:08,800
[Music]

659
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:12,359
guests Lord orock I am Myan

660
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,520
orock and you are welcome in my home yes

661
00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:16,920
we've uh we' met your welcoming

662
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:19,240
committee legally the point of ownership

663
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,200
has yet to be established I am Dr Victor

664
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:24,800
van heling executive of your brother's

665
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:27,640
estate then you have Marin's last will

666
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,040
test along with specific instructions

667
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:33,880
concerning his funeral arrangements and

668
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:36,640
honor sir and you are Marissa yes the

669
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,000
family resemblance is truly

670
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,680
astonishing my condolences to you at

671
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,400
this time my dear thank

672
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,800
you but I don't seem to recognize this

673
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,440
young man this is Dexter Ward Uncle

674
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:53,880
Byron he's a friend of anyone in

675
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,880
particular or just generally well

676
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:59,240
like Lord orock we were just remarking

677
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:03,280
on the amazing similarity between

678
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:06,880
Marissa and the lady in that portrait ah

679
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:09,400
yes the first Marissa orlock you are her

680
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,880
namesake my dear I was hoping to find

681
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:14,359
out more about my father Uncle Pon

682
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,920
there's not very much to tell there was

683
00:41:14,359 --> 00:41:20,839
always a great deal of animosity between

684
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:24,200
us even as a child marinus disapproved

685
00:41:20,839 --> 00:41:24,200
of my torturing small

686
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:30,520
animals come now you had long and tiring

687
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:34,520
Journey no

688
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:36,920
doubt permit me to show you to your

689
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,359
rooms did you and my father ever

690
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,240
straighten out your

691
00:41:38,359 --> 00:41:42,520
differences even toward the end we

692
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:44,960
didn't get along particularly

693
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:47,440
well his last letter to me

694
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:51,160
began dear

695
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,800
shited sorry to hear that we born into a

696
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,760
most remarkable family my

697
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,599
dear these are but a few of our

698
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,319
illustrious ancestors

699
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:04,520
this is rodri

700
00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:09,079
orlock Thief drug addict professional

701
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:09,079
assassin and part-time used

702
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,359
carel and this is lenol

703
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,040
orak

704
00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:22,880
blackmailer

705
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:24,400
harot murderous and two-time president

706
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,480
of the local

707
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:31,280
PTA she died

708
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,280
in the mad house is that

709
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,680
hereditary and surely this must be the

710
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:43,920
best of the

711
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:47,079
L HTS orlak sodomist incest pedi and

712
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,079
member of the Nixon

713
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:56,570
Administration I wax

714
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,880
nostal ston

715
00:42:56,570 --> 00:43:01,040
[Music]

716
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:03,119
yes my Lord where did he come from

717
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,359
Stefon automatically materializes

718
00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:07,760
whenever he's

719
00:43:04,359 --> 00:43:10,559
needed I've never figured out quite how

720
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:13,440
trade secret me Lord

721
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:14,359
Stefan gather their luggage and take it

722
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,440
to their

723
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:21,000
room yes

724
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:24,599
M he dematerializes the same

725
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:27,800
way totally

726
00:43:24,599 --> 00:43:29,760
perplexing come with me

727
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,880
you have a few hours to freshen up

728
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:36,079
before the service services for your

729
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:40,760
father marus orock funeral will be held

730
00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:40,760
downstairs precisely at

731
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,119
midnight and it is a commonly held

732
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,079
misconception that the undead can

733
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:53,040
transform themselves into bats pure

734
00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:54,720
nonsense true they can change into frogs

735
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:58,160
flounders arvar Pelicans baboons and

736
00:43:54,720 --> 00:44:00,400
warthogs but never bats

737
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,400
I

738
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:05,920
see say you help me I must leave this

739
00:44:04,079 --> 00:44:07,440
place you're my only hope young woman

740
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,680
what seems to be the matter it's Lord

741
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:13,559
orlock he keeps me locked in this Castle

742
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:16,520
he's taken everything away my freedom my

743
00:44:13,559 --> 00:44:18,800
vibrator my traveler's checks and I'll

744
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:21,359
bet they weren't American Express oh you

745
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:25,310
must help me you're my only hope you

746
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:37,210
must there there

747
00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:37,210
[Music]

748
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,280
if I've told you once I've told you a

749
00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:45,440
thousand

750
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:50,119
times no between meal

751
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,119
snacks I go to your room you're

752
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:59,119
grounded my apologies doctor my my

753
00:44:57,119 --> 00:45:01,400
daughter sometimes becomes overly

754
00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:03,760
agitated you see we do not get too many

755
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:07,880
visitors to the

756
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:12,520
castle difficult to imagine why Lord

757
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:12,520
orlock you have something on your

758
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:18,010
mouth ah too much ketchup on my French

759
00:45:16,599 --> 00:45:21,969
fries

760
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:21,969
[Music]

761
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:27,539
[Music]

762
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,400
Marissa how did I

763
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,079
know where Isa

764
00:45:59,839 --> 00:46:03,599
what is the meaning of this intrusion

765
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,920
I'm sorry I'm I'm looking for Marissa

766
00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:08,640
orlock does that give you the right to

767
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:10,119
burst into my room unannounced no no and

768
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,480
I apologize

769
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:15,440
for hey wait a

770
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,720
minute you're you're Boris carof aren't

771
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,520
you yes sure I just I just saw you in

772
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,240
that movie with uh with Jack Nicholson

773
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:25,040
the um the terror forgive me for

774
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:27,920
Reviving painful

775
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:31,280
memories I don't believe

776
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:35,599
nobody's seen or heard of you since

777
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:38,079
1969 for 20 years I've lived here alone

778
00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:41,839
you're kidding

779
00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:45,880
me that drive me crazy you think I'm mad

780
00:46:41,839 --> 00:46:48,520
don't you no no hey I i' I've only been

781
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:51,680
here an hour in the spook house and and

782
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:54,359
I'm already starting to go Looney

783
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:57,640
Tunes perhaps we are both

784
00:46:54,359 --> 00:46:59,200
man may may maybe

785
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,760
I I got to go

786
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,760
Bo try and get out

787
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,920
more so that's how they made all those

788
00:47:25,839 --> 00:47:29,880
movies for

789
00:47:51,680 --> 00:48:01,210
[Music]

790
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,880
hello they're

791
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:25,109
[Music]

792
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:30,559
here where no one ever said I was

793
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:33,760
handsome man what are you doing here

794
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:35,680
merely standing here ominously man does

795
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,319
that displease you I didn't hear you

796
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:41,960
come in don't you believe in announcing

797
00:48:37,319 --> 00:48:45,599
yourself very well here

798
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:48,079
Sten what do you want then oh yes Lord

799
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:51,319
Byron sent me with some good news and

800
00:48:48,079 --> 00:48:54,760
some bad news oh what's the bad news

801
00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:57,119
Master marinus is still dead but what's

802
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:01,799
the good news

803
00:48:57,119 --> 00:49:01,799
there is no good news

804
00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:08,139
[Music]

805
00:49:19,970 --> 00:49:23,180
[Music]

806
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,640
man ah

807
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:32,760
come

808
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:37,839
Melissa I would like you to meet my

809
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:37,839
family these are my adopted daughters

810
00:49:38,319 --> 00:49:42,640
Patty

811
00:49:40,359 --> 00:49:44,680
Maxine and

812
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Le we've

813
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:51,000
met and now for a final tribute to

814
00:49:47,799 --> 00:49:52,839
marinus Stefan will play his favorite

815
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,780
musical

816
00:49:52,839 --> 00:50:00,650
recording get it

817
00:49:55,780 --> 00:50:01,370
[Music]

818
00:50:00,650 --> 00:50:04,670
[Applause]

819
00:50:01,370 --> 00:50:08,100
[Music]

820
00:50:04,670 --> 00:50:12,900
[Applause]

821
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:13,640
[Music]

822
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,770
[Applause]

823
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:20,530
[Music]

824
00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:23,669
[Applause]

825
00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:23,669
[Music]

826
00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:29,140
w

827
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:38,600
[Music]

828
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:38,600
[Applause]

829
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:45,559
it's an old family

830
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,880
custom now if the doctor and your young

831
00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:50,880
friend would assist Stefan and I we'll

832
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:54,960
take the coffin below

833
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:58,400
below yes all the orlocks are interred

834
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:00,640
in the family crypt neath the castle

835
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,640
where

836
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,200
else I don't like

837
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:23,520
this what's this a rubber band we keep

838
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:28,200
them down here for

839
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:31,480
atmosphere pull it up eag

840
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:34,720
hey hey what's that noise rubber rats no

841
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:37,799
doubt no it's it's coming from aide the

842
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:40,359
carpet muscular contractions not

843
00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:42,240
uncommon after death muscular

844
00:51:40,359 --> 00:51:45,040
contractions this guy's doing the chain

845
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:47,160
fond workout in here allow me to assure

846
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:50,240
you marinus

847
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,760
orlock is dead you've assured me and I

848
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:55,079
want to try convincing him as I was

849
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:57,440
saying marus has taken his place with

850
00:51:55,079 --> 00:52:02,079
the rest of our family

851
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:03,559
and now I await my turn who share their

852
00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:06,960
endless

853
00:52:03,559 --> 00:52:08,400
nights of Eternal Darkness see it's a

854
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,599
little like looking forward to Christmas

855
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,599
isn't

856
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:17,000
it now in accordance with your father's

857
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:18,960
last wish we shall view the will view

858
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,280
apparently marinus videotaped his last

859
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:25,559
will in Testament I suppose you might

860
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,559
call it the Late Show

861
00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:30,609
[Music]

862
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:38,440
you know call me frivolous but you ever

863
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,760
wonder what a nice proviant tile would

864
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:43,079
look like in

865
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:43,079
here maybe

866
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:57,960
not Hello I marinus or lock being of

867
00:52:55,040 --> 00:53:01,240
sound mind and in full possession of my

868
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:04,920
mental faculties here with declare my

869
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:09,119
last will and testament but let this not

870
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:11,230
be a somber occasion come on kitties

871
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:12,960
let's have some

872
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:16,839
[Music]

873
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:21,200
fun two will compete for a fortune in

874
00:53:16,839 --> 00:53:23,640
cash and prizes on the newly Dead game

875
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:27,680
and now here's your host for the newly

876
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:29,440
Dead game the late but irrepressible Mar

877
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:35,440
hey Marin come on

878
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:38,000
[Applause]

879
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:41,440
down thank you thank you thank you thank

880
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:45,359
you thank you thank you thank you

881
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:47,960
friends and a but first let us meet our

882
00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:50,079
two contestants that's right marinus

883
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:52,559
she's a singer musician and composer

884
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:55,079
living in Los Angeles California let's

885
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:57,599
hear it for Marissa

886
00:53:55,079 --> 00:53:59,520
arock contest tant number two currently

887
00:53:57,599 --> 00:54:01,680
resides in

888
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,440
Transylvania his hobbies include stamp

889
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:06,780
collecting leathercraft and necrofilia

890
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:09,760
ladies and gentlemen Byron

891
00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:13,240
[Music]

892
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:16,000
orlock now I know that Marissa and Byron

893
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:18,920
are both in our viewing audience tonight

894
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:22,680
so let's take a look at their wonderful

895
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:24,599
prizes it's a castle yes it's castle

896
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,640
orlock one of the most dreaded places on

897
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:28,880
Earth this stately matter comes complete

898
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,079
with antique furnishings and an ancient

899
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,880
family curse but wait that's not all

900
00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:35,760
you'll also receive this Swiss bank

901
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:39,480
account total retail value up this

902
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:43,160
wonderful priz $7.5

903
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:46,280
million and now it's time for you right

904
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:49,000
here in our studio audience to pick the

905
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:52,640
winner with your applause ladies and

906
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:55,920
gentlemen who will receive this fabulous

907
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:58,319
estate is it to be contestant number one

908
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,319
Maris

909
00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:03,920
all V contestant number

910
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:14,280
two and the winner is Marissa

911
00:55:10,119 --> 00:55:18,839
ol but no one walks to a loser Johnny

912
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:20,880
tell Byron about his consolation prize

913
00:55:18,839 --> 00:55:23,240
it's a matching set of Transylvanian

914
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,200
tourist luggage yes Byron you'll

915
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:27,720
probably have to leave the castle now so

916
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,280
here are the bags send you on your way

917
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:33,359
and everyone will receive a copy of our

918
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:36,599
home game for playing with family and

919
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:40,319
friends that's the newly Dead game from

920
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:41,440
Parker Bradley Inc and now on to our

921
00:55:40,319 --> 00:55:44,240
bonus

922
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:48,920
round hidden somewhere in the castle

923
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:52,440
some lucky viewer may find the book of

924
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:57,319
Ulta is that a book now let's take a

925
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:59,599
look at our bonus prize clue

926
00:55:57,319 --> 00:56:03,039
if anyone in our viewing audience can

927
00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:05,599
solve the mystery clue the book of Ula

928
00:56:03,039 --> 00:56:05,599
could be

929
00:56:05,799 --> 00:56:10,500
yours and that's all our time tonight on

930
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,559
the newly dead

931
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,610
[Music]

932
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:15,520
day for now this is your

933
00:56:13,610 --> 00:56:21,200
[Applause]

934
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:21,200
host good night and goodbye k

935
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:35,160
oh Uncle Baron I can tell you're

936
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:37,599
upset congratulations my

937
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,680
dear I know you'll be quite happy at

938
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:43,839
Castle

939
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,839
orlock as long as you

940
00:56:47,119 --> 00:56:52,039
live I will have that

941
00:56:54,970 --> 00:57:00,210
[Music]

942
00:57:00,599 --> 00:57:04,200
you didn't take that very well did he oh

943
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,839
hell I don't even want this place Uncle

944
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,640
Byron can have it I think he was a

945
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:10,119
little more concerned about the book of

946
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,760
author then I'd say it's imperative you

947
00:57:10,119 --> 00:57:14,720
get your hands on that book before he

948
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:17,000
does all right I only have three little

949
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:19,079
problems pal one I don't know where it

950
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,839
is two I don't know where to look and

951
00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:24,720
three I have no idea what that clue

952
00:57:20,839 --> 00:57:29,960
meant then perhaps we should ask someone

953
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,960
who does marinus orlock

954
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,820
[Music]

955
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:49,000
himself spirit world is troubled tonight

956
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,839
this Seance could be dangerous do you

957
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:55,119
think we'll be able to reach my father

958
00:57:50,839 --> 00:57:57,839
perhaps can't you feel it death is

959
00:57:55,119 --> 00:58:02,200
nearby do we have to do this now I think

960
00:57:57,839 --> 00:58:05,880
the night rates are lower everyone join

961
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,880
hands with each

962
00:58:06,599 --> 00:58:12,599
other now everyone

963
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:16,799
concentrate oh spirit world we reach out

964
00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:20,520
for you do you wish to receive us if so

965
00:58:16,799 --> 00:58:20,520
give us some sort of

966
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:29,200
sign I think that's a

967
00:58:24,319 --> 00:58:31,520
no maybe but we must press on oh spirit

968
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:36,440
world we seek audience with marinus

969
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:36,440
orlock send us a guide that we may find

970
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,720
him what's he doing he's

971
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:48,160
channeling wait a minute wrong

972
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:50,640
Channel this is ridiculous this is

973
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,640
absolutely

974
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:58,920
a doctor who we reached well a Hugh

975
00:58:56,559 --> 00:59:02,200
ma'am are you our guide to the spirit

976
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,400
world uh-huh that's right sir just a

977
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,520
couple of things I want to get out right

978
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,559
up front speak Spirit well first of all

979
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,160
just found out all my money is still

980
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:11,280
good up here so have RCA send all my

981
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,720
back royalties to me and second tell

982
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,480
them gum suckers that they inquire that

983
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,280
I really am dead there go through

984
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:20,280
circulation wait a minute wait a minute

985
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:23,640
I I feel with the spirit it's a little

986
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:27,079
stronger than the rest I'm feeding away

987
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:30,400
I'm feeding away I can feel myself

988
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:33,490
I don't forget to keep buying my Al and

989
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:36,359
now the

990
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:39,760
[Music]

991
00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:42,920
end ladies and gentlemen Elvis has left

992
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,920
the body

993
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,409
[Music]

994
01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:05,920
Marissa Marissa are you okay keep

995
01:00:03,079 --> 01:00:09,480
away merca what's wrong your mother's so

996
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:10,640
sucks and H My Mother Does what she's

997
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,160
obviously

998
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,160
possessed you're right doc I haven't

999
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,799
seen anything like this since they

1000
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,799
canceled Star Search

1001
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,440
well that does it for this

1002
01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:44,940
jacket cream the

1003
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:46,319
mint that are you all right never felt

1004
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:52,319
[Music]

1005
01:00:46,319 --> 01:00:56,359
better Marissa Marissa are you okay I am

1006
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:58,520
the lady Marissa her ancestor what do

1007
01:00:56,359 --> 01:01:02,000
you want with Marissa Byron orlock must

1008
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:04,559
not gain possession of that book I alone

1009
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:08,079
have the power to challenge him this

1010
01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:10,520
body Shall Serve as my dwelling uh I

1011
01:01:08,079 --> 01:01:14,720
think it's already occupied

1012
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:18,559
B you know not what Horrors you face the

1013
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:21,319
evil one Waits beyond beyond where the

1014
01:01:18,559 --> 01:01:21,319
evil one

1015
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:28,000
Waits quickly we must perform mergency

1016
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,880
exorcism fortunately I took that to my

1017
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,280
first aid class oh and I wasted time on

1018
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:35,640
mouth to mouth resusitation hold it

1019
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:38,000
tightly lad evil spirit I cast you out

1020
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:41,240
be gone depart withdraw take off get

1021
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:45,880
lost get the L out hit the road Jack

1022
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:47,400
I'm Marissa what happened oh not much we

1023
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,799
just met another family member that's

1024
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:51,920
all I don't understand come Dex she

1025
01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:55,440
needs rest we could all use a little

1026
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:57,079
sleep sleep in this place it's all the

1027
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,640
same to you Jack I I think I'll stay

1028
01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:00,960
here and uh watch watch the rest of

1029
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:03,240
Carson ah it's getting a little weird

1030
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,240
little

1031
01:02:07,279 --> 01:02:13,240
strange what's going on up at that

1032
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:16,599
cursed Castle tell me that no one knows

1033
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:20,640
no one wants to know I want to know

1034
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:23,160
gentlemen gentlemen byon orar is in that

1035
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:26,520
castle and he's brought death and

1036
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:30,440
destruction with him now all I can stand

1037
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:33,279
but death and destruction have got to

1038
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:35,920
go God knows what Unholy rights he's

1039
01:02:33,279 --> 01:02:37,279
performing there meanwhile we sit here

1040
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:40,039
like

1041
01:02:37,279 --> 01:02:43,079
sheep all this evil must

1042
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:46,160
end what do we do about it let him go on

1043
01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:48,440
with his black magic or send him back to

1044
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,520
the hell he came

1045
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,760
from put that to a vote oh why bother

1046
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:55,319
they're all in this together those

1047
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:56,559
Americans and that bad hene fellow I see

1048
01:02:55,319 --> 01:02:59,880
we go up

1049
01:02:56,559 --> 01:03:02,839
destroy by an orock burn down the castle

1050
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:05,599
and kill everyone

1051
01:03:02,839 --> 01:03:07,480
inside wait a minute I'd rather go up

1052
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:10,000
there destroy Byron orlock but leave the

1053
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:12,359
castle intact no no no let's burn the

1054
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,640
castle kill everyone inside but let

1055
01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:17,920
Byron orar be all right all right all

1056
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:20,720
right who's for destroying Byron

1057
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:22,520
orar right your group one go in the back

1058
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,440
there now who would like to burn down

1059
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:28,039
the

1060
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:31,400
cin you two over here and finally who

1061
01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:35,720
would just like to kill everyone

1062
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:38,000
inside yes yes you for stay right there

1063
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:40,839
what about you H I'm still considering

1064
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:43,720
all my options come with us hand think

1065
01:03:40,839 --> 01:03:47,359
of the fun we have Burning Down The

1066
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:50,000
Castle no come with us we're going to

1067
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:51,319
have more fun killing everyone inside I

1068
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,279
just don't

1069
01:03:51,319 --> 01:03:58,480
know never mind you make up your mind

1070
01:03:54,279 --> 01:04:02,440
when you get there all right take

1071
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:06,480
tortures weapons anything you can carry

1072
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:12,300
come on guys let's get a real lynchb

1073
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:15,499
mentality going here are you with mey

1074
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:15,499
[Applause]

1075
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:28,839
[Music]

1076
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,839
wait

1077
01:04:33,319 --> 01:04:39,720
up they're all in their rooms or in

1078
01:04:36,559 --> 01:04:42,160
their coffins listen Marissa I have to

1079
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:44,400
find that book even I mean searching

1080
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,599
this entire Castle from top to bottom so

1081
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,720
you stay here oh no you're not leaving

1082
01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:50,359
me behind I'm here with three homicidal

1083
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,799
cousins one lumbering Butler and an

1084
01:04:50,359 --> 01:04:53,799
uncle who turns off the television with

1085
01:04:51,799 --> 01:04:55,920
a bazooka launcher yeah we you meet my

1086
01:04:53,799 --> 01:04:57,599
relatives you ever consider the and

1087
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:59,640
really trying to scare you yes and

1088
01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:02,680
they're doing a fine job from now on we

1089
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:05,799
stick together and after this is over we

1090
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:07,960
stay together then is that a proposal I

1091
01:05:05,799 --> 01:05:10,520
think for more a proposition you want to

1092
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,520
hear something funny what I could really

1093
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,039
go for a guy like you you want to hear

1094
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:21,319
something funnier what I could really go

1095
01:05:15,039 --> 01:05:21,319
for you you're right that is funnier on

1096
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:36,250
[Music]

1097
01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:36,250
[Applause]

1098
01:05:37,130 --> 01:05:40,219
[Music]

1099
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:54,039
trick or treat creature of evil be G

1100
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:56,559
what are you some kind of religious nut

1101
01:05:54,039 --> 01:05:58,760
stand back L I can cast your soul into

1102
01:05:56,559 --> 01:06:01,760
Eternal pedition you're taking this

1103
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,760
whole thing far too seriously crucifix

1104
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,720
it it doesn't repel

1105
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,240
you not

1106
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:11,720
particularly besides this whole thing is

1107
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:14,520
only a dream sequence dream sequence

1108
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:16,000
take my word for it it's only a dream

1109
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,160
you shouldn't have had those anchovies

1110
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:21,880
at dinner well then I guess I'm in no

1111
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:24,000
immediate Peril not exactly you see

1112
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:26,119
whatever happens in a dream could also

1113
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,119
be happening in real life

1114
01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:30,760
I

1115
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:35,119
see well in that case you're right

1116
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:35,119
you're up to your neck in trouble

1117
01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:59,300
[Music]

1118
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:18,559
one could acquire a taste for this

1119
01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:21,240
[Music]

1120
01:07:18,559 --> 01:07:23,680
stuff is it just me or things getting

1121
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:25,880
weird no it's just

1122
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:29,039
you here you hang on these I'll trip

1123
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:30,880
over the furniture for a while okay hey

1124
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:33,760
what's behind this door I think I'd

1125
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,760
rather have what's behind the

1126
01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:39,440
curtain oh my goodness it looks just

1127
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:44,680
like yeah

1128
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:47,920
3D wow this is wild look DX put on your

1129
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:50,119
3D glasses now did you bring them I

1130
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:52,160
thought you had them I don't have them

1131
01:07:50,119 --> 01:07:54,960
damn too bad this this could have been a

1132
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:59,920
great sequence kind of nutty family did

1133
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:59,920
I get my born into oh relax will

1134
01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:12,599
[Music]

1135
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:12,599
you a flippy to see your faints

1136
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:21,159
first you've played a good game

1137
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:24,159
boy but now your time has come Marissa

1138
01:08:21,159 --> 01:08:24,159
duck

1139
01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:32,880
[Applause]

1140
01:08:30,279 --> 01:08:34,279
a swing of the Miss on Dex Ward I'll

1141
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,640
tell you it's a great night for a

1142
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:39,159
baseball game I'm Stan and we're here at

1143
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:42,120
the castle orlock now Dexter is having a

1144
01:08:39,159 --> 01:08:43,839
great year he's hitting 498 I'll tell

1145
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:47,520
you that's a big batting average four

1146
01:08:43,839 --> 01:08:48,640
home runs something like 49 RB and 16

1147
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:52,600
stolen

1148
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:55,600
bases all right here's the wind up and

1149
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:57,799
the pitch there's a deep drive going got

1150
01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:00,600
the right field leeski going back he's

1151
01:08:57,799 --> 01:09:01,630
at the track he's at the wall my gosh

1152
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:06,399
it's out of

1153
01:09:01,630 --> 01:09:06,399
[Applause]

1154
01:09:14,799 --> 01:09:23,759
here for man we must not fer in our

1155
01:09:20,759 --> 01:09:23,759
purpose

1156
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:35,520
what is it see the some sort of

1157
01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:37,400
Supernatural sphere or the dest

1158
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:39,759
Christmas ornament I've ever seen oh

1159
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:42,880
what will we do now H is down I'm down

1160
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:44,359
he's out well let's get H up and full

1161
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:46,560
sure but I can still help oh let's get

1162
01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:49,990
the wheel L up on his feet help me with

1163
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:51,400
his hands hands hands his

1164
01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:54,440
[Music]

1165
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:57,600
hands there no there no are you all

1166
01:09:54,440 --> 01:10:00,520
right am I who am I what film is this

1167
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:04,880
off he's coming too oh yes I remember

1168
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,880
you hands half if you say

1169
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:10,159
so you know maybe we should just call

1170
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:12,480
and I been through enough already it's

1171
01:10:10,159 --> 01:10:14,719
keeping me going is well n energy hang

1172
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,400
on something we've looked upstairs we've

1173
01:10:14,719 --> 01:10:17,880
looked downstairs we've looked

1174
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,320
everywhere

1175
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:25,800
except wait a minute that's it that's

1176
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:25,800
got to be it come on

1177
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,840
what's it what's got to be it oh look

1178
01:10:27,679 --> 01:10:31,280
look she's been pointing the way the

1179
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:33,719
whole time I don't see anything yeah

1180
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,719
sure

1181
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:38,800
look Doorway to the Crypt come

1182
01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:55,840
[Music]

1183
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:57,520
on sure F us before

1184
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,520
it's got to be here

1185
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,520
Marissa

1186
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:06,560
Marissa women

1187
01:11:10,610 --> 01:11:17,289
[Music]

1188
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:32,859
[Music]

1189
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,840
[Music]

1190
01:11:39,159 --> 01:11:42,639
he did take it with

1191
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:46,159
him

1192
01:11:42,639 --> 01:11:46,159
but where'd he

1193
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:57,239
go daddy will be so proud

1194
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,239
good laugh be worth a lot of money right

1195
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:21,600
now ah young man from the first moment I

1196
01:12:19,239 --> 01:12:23,960
did not recognize you I knew you would

1197
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:26,679
lead us to this book how can I ever

1198
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:29,400
repay you you currency large Mark bills

1199
01:12:26,679 --> 01:12:33,520
thank you no I'm afraid you'll never

1200
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:35,760
have the opportunity to spend it that's

1201
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,679
reassuring why is that book so important

1202
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,080
to you

1203
01:12:36,679 --> 01:12:45,480
anyway I've been seeking this volume for

1204
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:45,480
nearly 50 years but now

1205
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:52,679
finally it's mine and what do you intend

1206
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:56,360
to do with it h contained within this

1207
01:12:52,679 --> 01:13:00,159
volume are the Mystic incantation

1208
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:03,400
which can summon forth the evil one once

1209
01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:05,280
again the forces of Darkness shall rain

1210
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:07,639
complete and

1211
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:12,320
utter

1212
01:13:07,639 --> 01:13:14,960
chaos why would you want to do that

1213
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:17,440
because I'm evil haven't you figured

1214
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,440
that out

1215
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:28,400
yet van Hing you've got to stop him

1216
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:30,080
there are several distinct advantages to

1217
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:32,560
being a vampire Dear

1218
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:37,080
[Music]

1219
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:38,600
Boy Oh ancient evil one hear these

1220
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:42,280
Mystic

1221
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,280
incantations and come

1222
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:47,080
forth hus

1223
01:13:44,719 --> 01:13:51,650
pus shy

1224
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:52,880
doy you run R

1225
01:13:51,650 --> 01:13:57,880
[Music]

1226
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:57,880
Pap you want it did

1227
01:13:59,290 --> 01:14:02,720
[Music]

1228
01:14:05,239 --> 01:14:12,320
in I don't mind dying but I hate the

1229
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,320
preliminaries fire

1230
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:17,289
[Music]

1231
01:14:18,639 --> 01:14:26,960
arlock ah lady Marissa you come back and

1232
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:30,280
in time for my greatest Triumph I came

1233
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:33,159
back to stop you Byron you started as a

1234
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:37,440
Wicked Child grew to a malevolent young

1235
01:14:33,159 --> 01:14:39,960
man and now you're a vicious vile

1236
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:42,400
adult but you can't blame a guy for

1237
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:45,400
trying I should have never sent you to

1238
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:48,320
that Progressive school but now it's

1239
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:51,400
finally time to take things in hand and

1240
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:53,320
I have a few scores to settle with you

1241
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:55,440
dearle Ben Hing what are you doing

1242
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:57,320
you're supposed to be one of them just

1243
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:59,880
because you're a vampire that doesn't

1244
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:03,760
make you a bad person I have absolute

1245
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:07,120
power over the evil one at last all

1246
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:10,320
mankind shall gravel at my feet and even

1247
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:15,000
you lady Marissa will

1248
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:19,679
bow and beg my Mercy you know Byron

1249
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:22,040
you're really starting to piss me off

1250
01:15:19,679 --> 01:15:25,120
oh well ad

1251
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:27,520
then even

1252
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,520
to the

1253
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:38,199
death hey

1254
01:15:42,199 --> 01:15:45,520
orlock oh

1255
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:55,199
boy don't you know the devil always wins

1256
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:05,100
[Music]

1257
01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:21,199
[Music]

1258
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:24,199
you fool you fools I'll be back in part

1259
01:16:21,199 --> 01:16:24,199
two

1260
01:16:33,199 --> 01:16:39,040
Dexter what's going on here Mera I was

1261
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,040
hoping you could tell

1262
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:46,760
me oh that sound it's horrible yeah it's

1263
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:50,760
even worse than my

1264
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,760
song look

1265
01:16:55,440 --> 01:17:00,840
what is

1266
01:16:57,690 --> 01:17:04,800
[Music]

1267
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:07,440
it my God it's the evil one come forth

1268
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,440
to conquer the

1269
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:15,760
world bhing what are we going to do

1270
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:17,480
don't ask me dear fellow vampires I know

1271
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:20,480
but this Lovecraft stuff is out of my

1272
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:20,480
league

1273
01:17:27,850 --> 01:17:33,520
[Music]

1274
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:36,280
Marissa Marissa she's being possessed

1275
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:39,600
again yes she's being

1276
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:42,400
repossessed sorry folks to save

1277
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:46,280
yourselves You Must Destroy the book of

1278
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:49,600
Oar you're kidding destroy it for this

1279
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:52,580
body will never put out for you you got

1280
01:17:49,600 --> 01:18:07,429
it lady

1281
01:17:52,580 --> 01:18:07,429
[Music]

1282
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:25,280
Dexter Dexter my good fellow are you all

1283
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:27,080
right

1284
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:28,840
I think so I sure could have used a

1285
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:30,719
stunt double though for a moment we

1286
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:32,080
thought you weren't going to make it you

1287
01:18:30,719 --> 01:18:33,920
better get him back to the castle I'll

1288
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:37,120
take care of things here hey wait a

1289
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:39,239
minute doc you're a vampire now what are

1290
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:42,639
you going to do oh they're not a bad

1291
01:18:39,239 --> 01:18:44,000
sort really mostly misunderstood besides

1292
01:18:42,639 --> 01:18:47,040
I always wanted to see how the other

1293
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:49,639
half lived if that's the right word well

1294
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,639
you two run

1295
01:18:52,639 --> 01:18:56,840
along h

1296
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,360
maybe we could turn this place into a

1297
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,360
trailer

1298
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:08,440
park what do you think you think this is

1299
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:10,639
a good look for me oh do you ever stop

1300
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:12,760
oh come on Miss mariss tomorrow's going

1301
01:19:10,639 --> 01:19:14,360
to be great hey things will look a lot

1302
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,760
differently in the morning it's never

1303
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,440
morning around here it's just one

1304
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,440
Endless

1305
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:24,159
Night what's that I don't believe this

1306
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:27,400
it's the same everywhere you must want

1307
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:30,719
lousy pay they shut the power

1308
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,719
off oh

1309
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:34,880
dear

1310
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:37,360
daddy my

1311
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:41,199
ction

1312
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:44,719
sh and you weren't dead after her no my

1313
01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:47,320
dear I suffer from catalytic spells

1314
01:19:44,719 --> 01:19:49,520
which give the appearance of death why

1315
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:53,040
did you leave home without any word a

1316
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:56,320
family Legacy it is the responsibility

1317
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:59,000
of the eldest child to guard the

1318
01:19:56,320 --> 01:20:01,280
dimensional Gateway on our land hey come

1319
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,320
on now all's well it ends well huh I

1320
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:06,120
mean the book's gone and so's old bald

1321
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:08,560
bearing head over there good ridds to

1322
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:11,320
bad rubbish daddy a lot of strange

1323
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:15,080
things happen around here well you get

1324
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:17,920
used to it it is your responsibility now

1325
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:21,400
as the eldest child you are obliged to

1326
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:23,320
stay here and prevent access of the evil

1327
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:26,560
one as for

1328
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:29,639
me I'm want to go trout fishing in

1329
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:31,400
Canada Daddy I have a career I've got a

1330
01:20:29,639 --> 01:20:34,760
record album and a video do out by the

1331
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,760
end of the year

1332
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:42,560
hey I got an idea why don't we put on a

1333
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:44,040
show right here sweetie what's this guy

1334
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:45,600
you don't want to know I don't want to

1335
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:52,159
know I don't want to

1336
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:55,040
[Music]

1337
01:20:52,159 --> 01:21:00,520
know action

1338
01:20:55,040 --> 01:21:00,520
voice it was a dream many

1339
01:21:01,719 --> 01:21:08,440
faces Screaming in the Night how can I

1340
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:21,840
know

1341
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:24,600
[Music]

1342
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:27,280
right tell me is it true none of us cast

1343
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:29,730
Reflections and mirrors yes it makes it

1344
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:35,770
a real [ __ ] putting on makeup every

1345
01:21:29,730 --> 01:21:35,770
[Music]

1346
01:21:38,719 --> 01:21:43,719
night what's that for I wanted the movie

1347
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:47,620
to end with a

1348
01:21:43,719 --> 01:21:50,679
bang I think it's going

1349
01:21:47,620 --> 01:21:54,760
[Music]

1350
01:21:50,679 --> 01:21:59,760
to the left up

1351
01:21:54,760 --> 01:22:03,840
upside down you know it's not right so

1352
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:06,600
crazy con I'm hanging by my

1353
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:09,380
heart

1354
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:16,679
to in mdle

1355
01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:16,679
[Music]

1356
01:22:17,719 --> 01:22:24,280
love maybe you

1357
01:22:20,719 --> 01:22:26,880
know in the middle of love

1358
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:29,679
[Music]

1359
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:33,080
how manytimes did I

1360
01:22:29,679 --> 01:22:36,450
cry up you no what

1361
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:38,440
I to what I want

1362
01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:42,390
[Music]

1363
01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:55,800
to my

1364
01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:55,800
[Music]

1365
01:22:56,239 --> 01:23:00,360
I told you we should have asked for

1366
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:02,400
instructions at that last Arco station

1367
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:05,520
never mind where are we somewhere

1368
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:07,840
between Omaha and Minsk and where is the

1369
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:09,719
castle Ora according to this map we

1370
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:13,639
should be in the living room right now

1371
01:23:09,719 --> 01:23:17,480
something is wrong here no wonder this

1372
01:23:13,639 --> 01:23:22,080
is a map of the Dominican

1373
01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:25,320
Republic man I say we give up forget

1374
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:27,960
everything and go home

1375
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:31,320
or wait a minute I say we give up forget

1376
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:34,120
everything but not go home no no we

1377
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:36,719
should forget everything go home but

1378
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:39,719
never give up I'll make it compromise

1379
01:23:36,719 --> 01:23:44,280
we'll give up go home but remember

1380
01:23:39,719 --> 01:23:44,280
everything can we put that to a

1381
01:23:44,970 --> 01:24:00,130
[Music]

1382
01:23:57,070 --> 01:24:00,130
[Applause]

1383
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:21,440
[Music]

1384
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:21,440
oh

1385
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:37,329
oh

1386
01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:37,329
[Music]

1387
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:48,329
[Music]

1388
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,840
oh

1389
01:25:00,170 --> 01:26:19,029
[Music]